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WANTED:
Your Bad Bras
DEAD OR ALIVE
Crimes: discomfort in the third degree, assault with a wire weapon, theft of comfort and confidence, evasion of duty, sabotage, stabbing, impersonating an actual bra.
SURRENDER YOUR BAD BRAS
$5.00 REWARD
Jan. 17th to 31st at à la mode.
Last Seen: in the back of your lingerie drawer.
Description: frequently seen digging into your shoulders, riding up your back or just hanging low.
KNOWN GANG MEMBERS: Bulgy McBackfat, old droopy bra, the wild wire,
the pincher, too cute to wear, tiny, the big stretchy, good bra bad fit.
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO WEAR! THESE BRAS ARE CONSIDERED ARMED AND DANGEROUS, as well as highly unflattering.
If spotted call 410.280.9771 immediately to schedule your bra fit appointment!
For More Information on How To Spot a Dead Bra click here
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