How to tell if your bra is dead:
-It looks like swiss cheese.
-Major pieces are missing or broken like the underwire.
-You need a safety pin (or ten) to wear it safely.
-It has seen the inside of the clothes dryer, more than once.
-You can’t remember what year you bought it. (note if it wasn’t with the last year, it’s probably done)
-It never fit right in the first place.
-It doesn’t work with the clothes you like to wear.
-You have to constantly adjust and re-adjust the bra but it never feels right.
-You forgot you were wearing a bra because it forgot to do its job.
-You only wear it with the assistance of a second bra
-The back band stretches out like a slingshot.
-You don’t know what color it is anymore, (a vague shade of dirty that never washes away?)
-You don’t wear it until all other options are gone, even then with a sweatshirt or big coat.
-The cups are dimpled or pilled.
-The underwire is crooked or bent or uncomfortable.
-You keep tightening the shoulder straps more and more…
-They keep falling off anyway.
-The band rides up constantly no matter how many times you put it back down.
-The bra hooks end up just below the back of your neck or somewhere between your shoulder blades.
-Its cute but you never want to wear it, not enough to actually wear it.
-Its the only one you have and you’ve been wearing it every single day for the past four months.
If you answered TRUE to any of the statements above, you probably have a dead bra!
Even brand new bras can go bad if they don’t fit or they don’t work with your wardrobe or if it just doesn’t feel good. If its a bad bra, it might as well be dead to you.